How to Avoid “Avocado Hand”
...t there’s a song by Swedish singer Jens Lekman about avocado hand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIwIAbcLFhI I was slicing up an avocado When you came up behind me With your silent brand-new sneakers Your reflection I did not see It was the hottest day in August And we were heading for the sea For a second my mind started drifting You put your arms around me You put your arms around me You put your arms around Blood spraying on the kitchen sink...